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I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Borrowed T-Shirt.

Front: Yes, I know I’m a princess. Back: But don’t expect me to kiss a frog.

Born To Be A Star.

This T-shirt is yours, Take Back if you can.

Up is my T Shirt, down are my pants.

Destiny Makes Wishes Come True.

I’m Not In A Bad Mood, I Just Don’t Like You.

So many men, so few who can afford me.

I’m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.

I hate everybody.. and you’re next.

Before giving a piece of your mind make sure you have enough to spare.